Friday, May 22, 2009

It's Colder Than a Witch's...

I learned so many great sayings in high school.  That was a while back, to be sure.  Think Conway Twitty and Fabian.  Elvis was in the Army.

It's cold here tonight in Hollister, California.  It's 55 degrees with a wind blowing.  It reminded me of one of those high school sayings:  "It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!"

Even colder temperatures resulted in amendments to this sentence, such as "in a brass bra in a snowstorm!"  or the ultimate, "in a brass bra in a snowstorm at midnight!"  We tried to outdo each other while combing back our pompadours.  How do you like that, daddio?  

That's all the wisdom I have tonight because, frankly, I'm freezing my ass off out here.


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