Gross-Out of the Week: Lew Rockwell & Cindy Sheehan Knock Knees

I've known for some time now that the so-called paleo-conservatives are in bed with the far left. However, I had no idea how extensive the problem has become.

It came out this week that Lew Rockwell, the political schizophrenic who runs lewrockwell.com, has been knocking knees with peace activist Cindy Sheehan.

Rockwell was once a respected voice in the conservative community, regularly interviewed on conservative talk radio. He also regularly wrote political opinion pieces that were published in the main stream media. Then he went weird on us, just after 9/11 happened. He morphed into a peacenik and buddy of the far left. His political positions slid rapidly leftward. He stopped being interviewed on conservative talk radio and I haven't seen any articles from him in several years.

I actually met Lew Rockwell once, and sat next to him at dinner at a meeting in San Mateo of the John Randolph Society. This was ten years ago or more. I noticed then that he was a vegetarian and I kidded him about whether he actually was a conservative, based on his choice of vittles. I thought I was kidding, but I must have been on to something.

This past week it came out that Lew and Cindy have been doing the horizontal polka. They met in an internet chat room and learned there is no more powerful an aphrodisiac than a shared hatred of America.

Their first meeting and conversation outside of Crawford, Texas was picked up by a concealed microphone worn by an FBI agent posing as a pizza delivery boy. Here is the transcript of that recording. Warning: not for the squeamish.

Cindy: I hate America and Bush is Hitler!

Lew: Bush is WAY Hitler! Oh yeah! Cindy, you are SO PROFOUND!

Cindy: Terrorists are freedom fighters! Americans are Nazis!

Lew: Hezbollah good! Israel bad! Weakness is strength! Love is hate!

Cindy: Good is Evil! Evil is Good! Black is white! Up is down!

Lew: Free marijuana for everyone!

Cindy: Free abortions on demand! No, MANDATORY abortions for white people!

Lew: Oh baby....you're getting me hot!

Cindy: Oh Lew, you magnificent stud muffin!

Lew & Cindy: Suckface, suckface, frenzied grabbing, pant, pant, unzip, unbutton, moan! Yeah, yeah, obaby obaby! UNNNNGGHH!

If y'all want to talk to Lew and Cindy, you can find them down at the Squeaky Springs Motel, just outside of Crawford, Texas.