Nancy Pelosi, Wicked Witch of the North

If the Iraq War were a movie western, the heros would be firing at thousands of whooping savages shooting swarms of arrows at the circled wagons. But wait, what's that? Ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta TA ta TA ta ta taaa-aaa-aaa!

Yes, it's the CAVALRY! We're saved! Saved, I tell you!!

But wait, who's that crazy woman in the calico dress, running towards the cavalry, waving them away? Is she out of her frigging gourd?

It's settler Nancy Pelosi, and she's yelling something at the cavalarymen! Let's listen....

"What are you trying to do, you war mongers! DO YOU WANT TO ESCALATE THIS WAR???
We need a new direction, the direction of PEACE, not more WAR!"

Pfoot! Pfoot! Pfoot! Pfoot! Pfoot! Pfoot! Pfoot!

Calico Nancy couldn't say anymore, as the whooping savages had just turned her into a pin cushion.

Happy Trails to you, until we meet again....happy TRAILS to you.....keep smiling until then.....