Conan O'Brien caught much grief from the leftist loonies this week when he made fun of the new character. He tweeted: "Marvel Comics is introducing a new Muslim Female superhero. She has so many more special powers than her husband's other wives."
Of course, this was deemed "racist" (even though "Muslim" is not a race). Leftists always react to violent ideologies by embracing them, rationalizing them, and showing great affection for them.
O'Brien's humor had a point. Instead of pointing out the grievous dysfunction of Islamic societies and the Islamic ideology, we have fools creating comic "super heroes" representing that ideology. Apparently, the way to erase 14 centuries of Islamic despotism is to give its followers their very own super hero.
Having their own super hero will raise Muslim self esteem and we will all finally get along. This worked really well when Marvel Comics created a Nazi Super Hero back in the 1930's, and a Communist Super Hero back in the 1960's. Oh wait a minute, no they didn't. That's because political correctness hadn't been invented yet.
In any case, here is my comic cartoon on the matter, created as praise for the insight and political brilliance of the Marvel Comics authors. Super Muslim Girl may not be allowed to drive a car, but so what? She can fly! As long as her husband accompanies her wherever she goes.
To be fair, Marvel Comics's version of Super Muslim Girl is that she is an unmarried teenager in America, reacting to adolescence and "super-charged emotions" like any other American teenager. Of course, if she were the Marvel-depicted, fashionably dressed, unveiled young chick with makeup and jewelry, she might be in danger of an honor killing by her parents. And one can only wonder how being clitorally mutilated at a younger age impacts those "super-charged" emotions.
Super Muslim Girl's top super power: Selectively grants x-ray vision to men on the street.
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