Friday, March 31, 2006

Introducing Miss April, Muslim Babe of the Month


Miss April lives in Kabul where she enjoys the full benefits of Islamic culture: she keeps her father's house clean of goat dung and cooks meals for the family. Her specialty is Hummis Au Gratin and her hobbies include raising goats, washing dishes, feeding camels, picking lice out of her Uncle's hair, and nursing mom back to health after dad beats her senseless. She hopes to marry someday with a cave of her very own where she can live in daily bliss with Mr. Al-Right, i.e. receiving daily beatings between prayer sessions.

8 comments:

  1. Read 4-1-06 post:
    http://billtotten.blogspot.com/

    We can let it be too late!
    Or we can become part of the solution. Hell, we are the solution when not distracted by the forces of power.

    I want to help bring about change that will ease the hardships facing man. Man is his own enemy, when allowing himself to be a sheeple!

    We all have choices.

    Gary

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  2. Gary, you should start your own blog if you haven't already.

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  3. stealth fedora,
    I have considered it. Unfortunately, it seems to me, that so many blogs end up preaching to the choir - if ya know what I mean.
    So I have been experiementing with conversations outside of the choir... :-)

    And, still I think about it - who knows - I may.

    Gary
    PS, I saw your site, most of the circles are hoaxes, but some definetly defy explanation.

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  4. Are the babes in the picture the four wives allowed to every Muslim?

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  5. Anon, no the other three babes in the picture are goats. You can tell because they aren't wearing burqas. Muslim men don't generally marry them, but they are allowed to have sex with them.

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  6. Ditch the goat! They can't keep a house or keep a man in line.

    However, the four wives business, it is not that bad if you have the means and the charms to manage the team. But don't you just wish, four husbands should also be allowed too for any ambitious woman?

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  7. D.C., the reason why so many Muslim men prefer goats is that you won't be stoned to death for adultery even if the goat is married to another goat. This is where the saying "the old goat" comes from - it's the way Muslim men refer to their mother-in-law. And they mean it quite literally.

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