"Kiss My Rebel Ass" -- Song and Video by Joe Kent

Alas, it turns out that the story about Kid Rock and Ted Nugent, teaming up to record a song called "Kiss My Rebel Ass," was an Internet hoax. However, someone else had already recorded a song by that name, i.e. Joe Kent. Here's a video of Kent singing that song. It is hearby dedicated to all Yankees, flag-haters, Northern apologists and RINO Republicans.