Roseanne Barr Hates Chick-Fil-A, Starts Her Own Competing Restaurant (Satire, Photoshop)

Roseanne Barr is to the human psyche what an open bottle of ammonia is to the nose.  Like another alleged member of the female gender, Janeane Garofalo, Barr wants to be hated by as many people as possible.  Not satisfied with being merely ugly, she seeks fame as the biggest bitch in Hollyweird.  (Sorry Janeane, maybe someday.)

Recently, Barbarous Barr has voiced the wish that those who eat at Chick-Fil-A shall contract cancer and die.  She has also referred to Chick-Fil-A as "Sh*t-Fil-A."  Why?  Because the owners subscribe to the notion that marriage is between a man and a woman, not a man and a man or a woman and a woman, or in Barr's case, between a man and an Ugly Troll (the kind that hides under a bridge).

Recently it was announced that Roseanne Barr will oppose Chick-Fil-A by opening her own restaurant, one that more closely reflects her personal values.  It will be named "Bitch-Fil-A" and is expected to become a favorite hang-out for Democrats.