Latin America is known for its hot and humid climate, and insects love it. It's not surprising then, that a huge cockroach was seen stalking President Bush as he toured Latin America this week. Bush is there, apparently, to pledge aid so Latin American countries can hire a pest control company.
The Giant Cockroach, otherwise known as "La Cucaracha" was heard to say that "Socialism is the road to Heaven." A reporter asked La Cucaracha, or Cuke for short, "How can you say that Socialism is the road to heaven when millions of people have starved under Socialism?" To which Cuke retorted, "Si, and where are those dead people now? In HEAVEN!"
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