John McCain, alleged Republican, has told the UK Telegraph that if he is elected President, he will fix the world's image of "the Ugly American."
This was a shock to me...I didn't know we were ugly. No wonder I couldn't get a date in high school. I always thought it was because women feared my powerful intellect.
Oh well, it's nice to know that John McCain has such a positive image of the people he seeks to lead. He certainly has appealed to my sense of vanity, has he yours?
I think the easiest way, however, to remove the image of the "Ugly American" is with a paper bag, one big enough to fit over John McCain's head. That's all I'm willing to give him, because it will be a cold day in Hell before I vote for this media whore. But that's just me.
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