Monday, March 25, 2013

More Stogie Responses to Nigerian Scammers

My latest Nigerian Scam letter from mercebnzprom@dgoh.org.

My reply follows the letter.

Scammer:
Dear Esteemed Beneficiary,

This is to inform you that youhave been selected for a cash prize of £950,000.00 (Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British Pounds) in the Mercedes Benz Online Promo held this year in United Kingdom.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system (ess) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.Mercedes Benz Company Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This promotion is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

Your winning details are:
Secret Pin Code: MBC/536/2012/005
Reference Number MBPC: 12052012/21.
Batch No: 2nd Category.
To begin the processing of your prize, you are to complete the claims form below:

Your Full Names:
Place of Birth: 
Present Country:
Age:
Sex:
Tel:

Please complete your claims form and submit to us immediately, for immediate processing of your winning funds.

Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

With Best Regards
Mr. Jerry Smith
Promotional Manager

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Stogie Response:

Dear Jerry Smith,

Congratulations!  You have won the Stogie Chomper annual award for most transparent and obvious scam letter!  Please fill in the details to collect your reward, which is five years in U.S. prison for fraud:

Real Name, not the phony one you sent: ___________________________
Address:   _____________________________________
Phone number:____________________________________
Desired color for prison jump suit:  (1) orange   (2) blue    (3) black and white striped
Handcuff size:  ___________________
Are you allergic to anal lube?  Yes     No     Not Sure

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