NY Muslim Yousef Al-Khattab Marries His Goat

A shocking story just in this morning. It has been learned that a New York Muslim named Yousef Al-Khattab has married his goat in a traditional Muslim ceremony in the main mosque of New York. Apparently, there is Qur'anic scriptural support for this strange Islamic practice, dating back to the time when Muhammad was hiding from his detractors in the Saudi Arabian desert. Lacking a source of women on which to impose his sexual needs and appetites, the Prophet decreed that female goats are lawful for marriage to Muslim men, though male goats are not. The Prophet strictly forbade homosexual unions.

Al-Khattab has been criticized for allegedly practicing a fanatical form of Islam, in which he openly and publicly celebrates Muslim murder of journalist Daniel Pearl, Israeli citizens and American soldiers. Al-Khattab was recently featured by Fox News as a "spreader of hate." See this link U.S. Based Revolution Muslim Website Spreading Messages of Hate FOX News.

Atlas Shrugs reports on Khattab's internet activity:

NEW YORK, N.Y. — On any given day, log on to http://www.revolutionmuslim.com/ and a host of startling images appear:
— The Statue of Liberty, with an ax blade cutting through her side;
— Video mocking the beheading of American journalist Daniel Pearl, entitled "Daniel Pearl I am Happy Your Dead :) ";
— Video of a puppet show lampooning U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq;
— The latest speech from Sheikh Abdullah Faisal, an extremist Muslim cleric convicted in the UK and later deported for soliciting the murder of non-Muslims.
Even more surprising is that RevolutionMuslim.com isn't being maintained in some remote safe house in Pakistan. Instead, Yousef al-Khattab, the Web site creator, runs it from his home in the New York City Borough of Queens.

Meanwhile, the Jawa Report has declared "Open Season" on Yousef Al-Khattab, which sounds a bit unfriendly to a man on his honeymoon. However, all it means is that the Jawa Report wants people to contact the web service provider where the "goat groom" has his site registered, and asked that it be denied further service for promoting terrorism.

Happy wedding, Yousef.