Snappy Comebacks to Nigerian Scammers

A few days ago I received this email from a Nigerian scammer:

I need to hear from you in respect to my proposal.Kindly reply to my email below
EMAIL ; wguiya@yahoo.com.cn  Regards,Guiya.

My reply:

Thank you for your proposal. However, we are not hiring Nigerian prostitutes at this time. Good luck with your Aids treatment.

This is kind of fun.  So much better than just deleting the spam.