This story has been circulating around the web for the past few days: O.J. Simpson has converted to Islam in prison. O.J. will fit right in -- as if his journey to Hell wasn't already assured.
Back in 1994, O.J. nearly decapitated his estranged wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, with a large knife. He cut most of the way through her neck, only stopping when the knife hit bone. O.J. then killed Ron Goldman, who apparently wandered into the scene trying to deliver sunglasses that Mrs. Simpson had left at the restaurant where he worked. Ron was Jewish.
Islam is the religion where believers are allowed (even encouraged) to decapitate non-believers. Perhaps O.J. saw something in Islam that he could strongly identify with. Ya think? For instance:
- Women are chattel, and may be abused, beaten, even murdered, as the husband sees fit.
- Murdering Jews is A-OK in Islam, in fact, it is a requirement. As Muhammad commanded, "Kill Jews wherever you find them." Sorry Ron, rules are rules.
O.J., like Mike Tyson, has found his home, a religion that finally reflects his true values.
