Samir Khan Becomes a Good Terrorist (Photoshop)

It appears another American traitor, one Samir Khan, is frolicking in the big bordello in the sky, along with Anwar al-Awlaki.  Samir Khan  once bragged that he was proud to be an American traitor.  Well I must say that I am proud that Samir Khan is now a dead American traitor.  He was riding in the same car as al-Awlaki when an American missile sent him to collect his virgins.

And in the background, we hear the gentle sound of "Aloha Oe" played on a steel guitar.....(Click on icon to listen).

Osama Bin Laden Enters Paradise, Gets First of His 72 Virgins

Bin Laden is now in Muslim heaven, enjoying the first of his 72 virgins.  Note the expression of joy on his face in spite of the extra-heavy flatulence of his gassy bride!

The 72 Virgins: A Preview for the Bali Bombers

The Bali bombers who murdered several dozen people in 2002 by blowing up an Indonesian nightclub are facing execution. One of them said that he feels so “beautiful” on the eve of his execution that “no words can describe how good the feeling is.” Hey, you know, I feel pretty good about it myself, probably for different reasons.

Bali Bomber is probably thinking of the 72 virgins who await him in Heaven. Well I have some good contacts up there and Clarence, an angel with a crooked halo sent me this picture on the sly. It is a preview of the virgins who await these brave jihadis. Just take this picture and multiply it by 72 and you will get a sense of the bomber's joy when he arrives in paradise.

Enjoy boys, you've earned it.

Taliban Turbanhead Tersely Terminated

Yee ha!

From Yahoo News: Mullah Dadullah, a top lieutenant of Taliban leader Mullah Omar, was killed Saturday in the southern province of Helmand [Afghanistan], said Said Ansari, the spokesman for Afghanistan's intelligence service. NATO confirmed his death, calling it "a serious blow" to the insurgency.

Dadullah is one of the highest-ranking Taliban leaders killed since the fall of the hard-line regime following the U.S.-led invasion in 2001. His death represents a major victory for the Afghan government and the international coalition that has struggled to contain a Taliban-led insurgency wracking the south and east of the country.

"Mullah Dadullah was the backbone of the Taliban," said Asadullah Khalid,
governor of the former Taliban stronghold of Kandahar. "He was a brutal and
cruel commander who killed and beheaded Afghan civilians."

Boola boola! Mullah Dadullah No Longah Da Rulah!