Sunday, January 06, 2008

The 72 Virgins: A Preview for the Bali Bombers

The Bali bombers who murdered several dozen people in 2002 by blowing up an Indonesian nightclub are facing execution. One of them said that he feels so “beautiful” on the eve of his execution that “no words can describe how good the feeling is.” Hey, you know, I feel pretty good about it myself, probably for different reasons.

Bali Bomber is probably thinking of the 72 virgins who await him in Heaven. Well I have some good contacts up there and Clarence, an angel with a crooked halo sent me this picture on the sly. It is a preview of the virgins who await these brave jihadis. Just take this picture and multiply it by 72 and you will get a sense of the bomber's joy when he arrives in paradise.

Enjoy boys, you've earned it.

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