TAKE OUT THE TRASH: Time to End the Occupation of Wall Street (Photoshop)

See why this is necessary at Sultan Knish here.

See Adrienne's Corner for a video of property destruction by leftist thugs in "Occupy Oakland."

Moronic Hippie Rants and Cries Like a Little Sissy Girl at "Occupy Wall Street" [Video, Obscene Language]

Poooor baybeeee! He just needs a hug...or maybe a swift kick in the ass.

Greedy Capitalists Refuse to Turn Over Their Wealth to the Useless Unwashed

Typical Wall Street Protestor

Listen up, you greedy capitalists.

I want your stuff, your money, your cars, your houses, your Fender Stratocaster, everything you worked for after years of study, deferred gratification, saving and investing, and honing your work skills.  Give it to me now.

We are protesting the banks and Wall Street because they refuse to turn over the loot.

The reason you capitalists won't give my lazy, pot-smoking, worthless ass your stuff is because YOU'RE GREEDY.

Photo of the Day: "Oh Look, I'm An Idiot!"

Her real message:  Oh looky, I am so broad-minded!  I am so socially aware!  Admire me!  Praise me!  Acknowledge my pathetic existence so my life will have meaning!

Okay, we are acknowledging your pathetic existence, unknown self-described rich girl.  You are our IDIOT OF THE DAY.

P.S.  If you're really serious about "redistribution," feel free to write checks to the burn-outs and freeloaders there with  you.  You certainly don't need the government to do it for you.

The Worthless on Wall Street

Various latter-day hippies, union members, socialists, communists and other assorted kooks and nuts descended on Wall Street this week to protest. They were applauded by the Democrats in Congress.

What were they protesting? They were protesting that life isn't free, that in order to get food, shelter, clothing, education and medical care, one must work. This is called "working for a living." But the minions of Marx don't want to work, they want someone to take care of them, give them everything they need or want for free. These are idiots who don't have a clue as to how the world works.

There seems to be a growing opinion among those on the left, that they have a right to help themselves to other people's property and money. Let me explain why they are wrong, as usual.

If you are a productive human being who produces things of value that other people want to buy, you are going to have more money than high school drop-outs with facial piercings, body tattoos, B.O. and a bad attitude. This is simply a law of nature. Temper tantrums by spoiled, ignorant brats is unlikely to change anything.

Bank of America To Fire PriceWaterhouseCoopers, Hire Hippies to Prepare Corporate Taxes

Outgoing:  PriceWaterhouseCoopers

Incoming:  the New Tax Preparation Team

THIS JUST IN.  Bank of America, feeling the intense pressure put upon them by 20 adolescent protesters in San Francisco on April 15, have decided to capitulate to activist demands.  The protesters, from a massive organization called "US Uncut," have demanded that the bank pay income taxes even if it does not owe any.

US Uncut has pointed out that corporations need to pay taxes, lots and lots of taxes, all the time, regardless of what their Big Four CPA firms may tell them.  These taxes are needed so the lazy and unproductive can live at the high lifestyle they feel they deserve for merely taking up space and producing nothing of value.

Bank of America's New Tax Manager 
Arrives for Work

Bank of America executives rapidly performed an internal investigation and found the problem:  their accounting firm, PriceWaterhouseCoopers was preparing their corporate tax returns in such a way as to comply with state and federal tax laws.  Obviously, too many MBAs and Masters in Taxation can spoil the broth.  Tax returns should not be prepared in accordance with bourgeois rules and laws, but in alignment with feelings, to meld with Aquarius rising, inspire harmonic convergence, manifest good karmic reverberations and above all, to pay lots of free and unearned moola to hippies and their modern equivalent, Democrats.

Effective immediately, PriceWaterhouseCoopers has been given their walking papers and a team of hippies has been hired to file amended corporate tax returns. Trembling in fear, corporate executives everywhere are hoping this extreme measure will spare them the withering financial analysis and public condemnation that 20 left-wing sociology undergraduates can bring, in what can only be called a public relations disaster for the corporate banking giant.