Saturday, October 15, 2011

Greedy Capitalists Refuse to Turn Over Their Wealth to the Useless Unwashed

Typical Wall Street Protestor
Listen up, you greedy capitalists.

I want your stuff, your money, your cars, your houses, your Fender Stratocaster, everything you worked for after years of study, deferred gratification, saving and investing, and honing your work skills.  Give it to me now.

We are protesting the banks and Wall Street because they refuse to turn over the loot.

The reason you capitalists won't give my lazy, pot-smoking, worthless ass your stuff is because YOU'RE GREEDY.

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