Rand Paul Is An ASS

This week Rand Paul, loony son of even loonier father Ron Paul, stated that his party, the Republicans, have been wrong on foreign policy for the past fifty years.  He also stated that the USA created ISIS with our policies.  Paul, whom I shall now refer to as "Wrong Rand," is a paleolibertarian, a strange blend of far right and far left politics.  I have always viewed paleos as political schizophrenics.  On foreign policy they agree with the far left Democrats, who believe our only foreign policy is to never intervene, and when we are attacked, to blame ourselves for "blowback," i.e., some ancient wrong we committed against our innocent enemies that caused simmering hostility toward us, finally exploding into violence.  We should humbly admit our sins, and apologize to our attackers for forcing them to attack us in the first place.

Screw you Rand Paul.  It'll be a cold day in Hell before I ever vote for you, in the primaries or even the general election should you make it that far.

Kim Jong Mentally Ill Threatens Nuclear War

The pathetic excuse for a human being, Kim Jong Mentally Ill, that runs the Communist cesspool known as North Korea has stated he will "weaponize" its plutonium and promises to wage nuclear war on the Korean peninsula.

We should take these threats very seriously as we are dealing with a megalomaniac with delusions of grandeur. But that's enough about Barack Obama; let's talk about Kim Jong-Il.

K.J. Mentally Ill appears to be nearing the end of his life and may decide to commit suicide and take his country with him, i.e. by starting a nuclear war. We should have been suspicious when he started combing his hair like a mushroom cloud. Let's face it, there's no better phallic symbol than a nuclear tipped warhead and K.J.I. seeks to compensate for the fact he is only four feet tall...not to mention his other shortcoming.

Not to fear, however. We have our own glorious leader whose willingness to talk to anyone without preconditions, and to apologize for all of our wrongs either real or imagined, will save the peace. He will do this by assuring K.J. Mentally Ill that America is not at war with mentally-deranged megalogmaniacs, never has been and never will be. In fact, we have more mentally-deranged megalomaniacs than any country in the world. They're called "Congress."

Obama may even go to North Korea and bow to the Emperor. This will reassure the madman running the joint that he has nothing to fear from America. Jong-Il will then stop counterfeiting US $100 bills, stop his nuclear enrichment program and join hands with Obama and William Ayers and Nancy Pelosi and sing "Kumbaya" until the tears roll down their cheeks. Bill Clinton will be flown in to teach Jong-Il how to pick up girls. Seriously, in order to stop this threat we have to get Kim Jong-Il laid. World piece depends on it.

Oh I am so glad Barack Obama was elected, aren't you? If he hadn't been, we would not now be witnessing Ahmadinejad and Jong-Il beating their swords into plowshares. Or maybe nuclear detonators, I'm not too clear on that.

Melanie Phillips on the Coming Disaster of an Obama Administration

Melanie Phillips is a British newspaper columnist and author who is dismayed at the prospect of an Obama presidency. She writes

...the prospect of an Obama presidency is giving so many people nightmares. This is the fear that, if he wins, US defences will be emasculated at a time of unprecedented international peril and the enemies of America and the free world will seize their opportunity to destroy the west.

As I have said before, I do not trust McCain; I think his judgment is erratic and impetuous, and sometimes wrong. But on the big picture, he gets it. He will defend America and the free world whereas Obama will undermine them and aid their enemies.

Here’s why. McCain believes in protecting and defending America as it is. Obama tells the world he is ashamed of America and wants to change it into something else. McCain stands for American exceptionalism, the belief that American values are superior to tyrannies. Obama stands for the expiation of America’s original sin in oppressing black people, the third world and the poor.

Obama thinks world conflicts are basically the west’s fault, and so it must right the injustices it has inflicted. That’s why he believes in ‘soft power’ — diplomacy, aid, rectifying ‘grievances’ (thus legitimising them, encouraging terror and promoting injustice) and resolving conflict by talking. As a result, he will take an axe to America’s defences at the very time when they need to be built up. He has said he will ‘cut investments in unproven missile defense systems’; he will ‘not weaponize space’; he will ‘slow our development of future combat systems’; and he will also ‘not develop nuclear weapons,’ pledging to seek ‘deep cuts’ in America’s arsenal,thus unilaterally disabling its nuclear deterrent as Russia and China engage in massive military buildups.

Read it all here.

Now we know what Joe Biden was talking about when he said Obama's election will lead to an international crisis within six months.