Miss April lives in Kabul where she enjoys the full benefits of Islamic culture: she keeps her father's house clean of goat dung and cooks meals for the family. Her specialty is Hummis Au Gratin and her hobbies include raising goats, washing dishes, feeding camels, picking lice out of her Uncle's hair, and nursing mom back to health after dad beats her senseless. She hopes to marry someday with a cave of her very own where she can live in daily bliss with Mr. Al-Right, i.e. receiving daily beatings between prayer sessions.
