Rebooting the Muslims

Regarding my last three posts: sometimes I just feel like being silly. Sorry.

Islam is not generally very funny, however. My fellow bloggers have been doing a good job of reporting interesting events regarding the Religion of Piece (ROP, as in "give them enough ROP and they'll hang themselves").

Okay, let's get serious. The Afghanis are planning to hang an Afghan citizen who converted to Christianity, proving once again, that democracy in the hands of barbarians does not change their basic nature. Not overnight, at least. Their culture and paradigms must be changed slowly over time. Their cranial computers must be reprogrammed and rebooted. But how?

That would be an interesting discussion: how do you change the entrenched mindset of a population to something different? One way is to acculturate the country to be changed, like China is doing to Tibet. Move masses amounts of people from the desired culture into the region and over time the new culture will subsume the old. In the case of Tibet, this is not a good thing as its unique culture is being attritioned away for the strictly selfish goals of Chinese imperialism. However, the same principle can conceivably be used for good, too. Eroding Islamic culture is a worthy goal, since it is a highly dysfunctional culture of hatred, murder and intolerance, and is a threat to the rest of the world.

In some cases, we would have to help the acculturalization process by say, hanging a few Imams and burning a few madrassas to the ground. It worked pretty well for the British when they persuaded the Indians to stop throwing widows onto their husbands' funeral pyres. Hang a few of the promoters and the rest tend to lose enthusiasm.

Somehow we must infect these babarous Islamic cultures with the germs of freedom, of tolerance, music, culture, literature and philosophy. Their closed societies must be opened to the world so their people can see other ways of thinking and living. Baseball caps worn backward are so much more stylish than turbans, and rock and roll beats camel bleating anyday. Not to mention that women are so much more enjoyable without a burlap bag covering them from head to foot, and with their clitorises (clitori?) intact.

At this point in history, I don't see how meaningful change can be accomplished without forcible eradication of Islam. Not many people want to invade Iran or declare war on the rest of the Middle East (and neither do I). However, Islam's future removable by force is likely to happen, but only after Iran's lunatic President or some other Muslim leader decides to launch a nuclear strike against Israel or some Western nation. Once that happens, the eradication of this hateful ideology is assured.

In the end, murderous Islam will wind up murdering itself. Unfortunately, they will take a lot of us with them in the process unless we can invent a premptive strategy.