When Muslims Attack

There is news all over the net today about how a couple of cars were found in England full of explosives, and it appears likely that a Muslim infidel-bombing plot was afoot. There was also a burning car that was driven into a building at the Glasgow, Scotland airport. My, that seems rather unfriendly, but who are we to judge? Perhaps the car was set afire by global warming and the driver merely confused about the confines of the airport parking lot.

Of course, there is no evidence that these incidents were related to terrorism, as some news reporters are saying. Of course not.

Some day we will hear a newscaster report the daily news this way:

Today 46 people were beheaded in downtown London by hooded individuals shouting "Allah Akbar!" while waving green flags with a red crescent and star. Following the beheadings, 14 skyscrapers were detonated by car bombs. A note was found in the cars that read "Allah Akbar!" Police officials are still trying to decipher these cryptic messages.

The Mayor of London stated that he wished to emphasize, quite emphatically, that there is no evidence that these incidents had ties to international terrorism."