|The French Have Decided to Go Down With the Ship|
Yes, their ship of state is sinking fast, but they have the solution! Drill holes in the bottom of the boat to let the water out! Brilliant!
Feeling a little sick? Swallow arsenic!
It appears that France, suffering from economic woes that can only come from high government spending, a huge welfare roll, and lots of socialism, knows how to fix it! Vote for a socialist for president! Yes, that will do the trick!
French logic: when your house is burning down, throw some gasoline on it!
Brilliant logic, French people. Que vous êtes tellement intelligents!