9/11 Truthers Revealed to Actually Be String Puppets; a False Fag Operation

Dylan Avery

Alex Jones

I watched an interesting episode of the History Channel  tonight, one that debunked the 9/11 "Truther" Movement and their 9/11 conspiracy theories.  I absolutely detest conspiracy theories, except my own of course, which are the only ones that are true and correct.  I have heretofore believed that the 9/11 Truthers, including the pimple-faced frat boys of "Loose Change" fame, to be slightly lower on the moral scale than cockroaches.

Here is my conspiracy theory.   The 9/11 Truth movement is a conspiracy itself.  I have it from a good source that when the planes hit the World Trade Center on 9/11/2001, that Alex Jones was working the east side of Manhattan, dressed in drag, with a purple feather boa, high heels, dangling earrings and bright red lipstick.  Needing new recruits for his 9/11 I'm-Batshit-Crazy movement, Jones had planned to disguise himself as a gay man in drag, attract gays, and then when the gays were least expecting it, begin handing out pamphlets, e.g. "9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB" and preaching the new religion of Controlled Demolition.

Before he could shanghai any gays, however, his wig fell off, revealing a rather strange looking man beneath the make up.  Gay men screamed warnings to each other, saying "It's a FALSE FAG operation!  Run for your lives!"

Next, I have it on good authority that "Loose Change" (sometimes referred to as "Loose Nut") author Dylan Avery is actually a string puppet.  He doesn't actually exist as a real human being, probably put together in a very realistic fashion by puppeteers from Hollywood.  If you look at pictures of Dylan  Avery and increase the resolution several times, you will note strings attached to his ears, his mouth, his cute little puppet legs.  This explains how he is able to dance around the truth with such great skill, immediately adapting to every giant hole blown into his theories by people who aren't crazy.

Yes, I used to hate cockroaches until the 9/11 Truther movement came along.  Now cockroaches seem downright nice by comparison.

VDare Shoots Self In Foot, Reloads

Yesterday I wrote about Paul Craig Roberts of Vdare.com and his article supporting 9/11 "Truth" at Paul Buchanan's paleocon website.

Today Lawrence Auster of View from the Right weighs in.  He writes:

In a long article at Vdare, Paul Craig Roberts, a regular writer at that site and close friend of its editor, Peter Brimelow, argues that the flames started by the explosion of the airliners as they crashed into the North and South towers of the World Trade Center could not have weakened the structural steel and caused the buildings to fall. Therefore, continues Roberts, in addition to the planes flown by Muslim hijackers, there had to have been explosives planted inside the buildings set to go off shortly after the planes crashed into them, a fact that the U.S. government has been furiously covering up for the past eight years, because it was the U.S. government itself, led at the time by George W. Bush, that planted the explosives, organized the 9/11 attack, and worked in concert with Muhammad Atta, Khalid Sheik Muhammad, Osama bin Laden to carry the attacks off.

Isn't it great the way Vdare not only serves as the cutting edge of the immigration restriction movement, but also keeps finding new ways to raise the profile of immigration restrictionism so that more and more of America's best minds will be drawn to it? Who but Peter Brimelow could have thought of the genius stroke of combining immigration restrictionism with 9/11 Trutherism, as a way of bringing restrictionism from the despised margins into the American mainstream?

Needless to say, Larry's second paragraph is pure sarcasm.  Read it all here.

Jesse Ventura: "9/11 Was an Inside Job" UPDATE

Jesse Ventura has made a collossal jackass of himself by voicing the inanity of the so-called Troofers movement, i.e., that 9/11 was an inside job.

Now this political has-been can get invited to all the best Hollywood parties where such tripe is considered brave instead of insane.

Get a life, Jesse.

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Update: Jesse Ventura proved himself a jackass when he made ignorant comments about the WTC 7 without doing any reading on it whatsoever. His statements are irresponsible in the extreme and, therefore, he has earned the title of Jackass. He says:

Two planes struck two buildings....but how is it that a third building [WTC 7] fell 5
hours later?" asked Ventura, "How could this building just implode into its own
footprint 5 hours later - that's my first question - the 9/11 Commission didn't
even devote one page to that in their big volume of investigation," added the
former Governor.

Well Jesse, why don't you try reading some peer-reviewed engineering and other reports about WTC 7 instead of just mouthing off? Like the ones found at this links page, for example. Then you might discover that WTC 7 had a huge bite taken out of the southwest corner by debris hitting it from the other buildings. On the south side, there was a huge hole about 20 stories high, according to the firemen who were on the scene. There were numerous fires on almost every floor that were out of control. These are the causes of the building's collapse.

Below is video footage of WTC 7 (the "pink building" as one fireman called it) in its last couple of hours before collapse. Conspiracy theorists like to show pictures of the north side of the building, which appears almost pristine. The south side, however, had huge clouds of smoke emanating from the entire length of the building. The building was buckling and debris beginning to fall off. Firemen on the scene described the building as "creaking and moaning." The support columns were weakened by the fire and the weight of 40 stories on these weakened supports caused the building to pancake.

Watch the video and see for yourself. Jesse Ventura, if you're out there, watch it too. We will be expecting a public withdrawal of your remarks and an apology to the FDNY, the Bush Administration, the families of the 9/11 dead and to me in particular for having to rebut you.

Questions for the 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists

I've been picking up some flak lately from the so-called Troofers, the leftwing losers who want to believe that George Bush plotted and executed the destruction of the Twin Towers on 9/11/2001. Such claims are so patently absurd on their face that I have to suppress feelings of disgust and anger. Nevertheless, let's pretend that the Troofers are more than just paranoid losers and ask them some questions. Here they are.

1. What was the motive? What possible purpose would George Bush have had to destroy the Twin Towers? Give me a plausible scenario. What did he have to gain by it? Where is the money trail? Show how these goals have been achieved in the years since 9/11. This is the weakest part of your whole argument -- no plausible motive has ever been described.

2. Describe a plausible scenario. George Bush was in office for eight months before the 9/11 attack. Give me a plausible scenario on how he plotted and orchestrated the event, such as:
a. Getting the tons of explosives into the buildings and placed against internal beams as is required in a controlled demolition, without anyone noticing what was going on.
b. Explain what team of engineers carried out the planting of the charges. Why do you suppose none of them ratted Bush out? Do you think any of them might have had second thoughts about murdering thousands of people? Do you think any of them had any morals or conscience about it? Why do you suppose no one blew the whistle, before the event or after?
c. Were planes flown into the World Trade Center? If not, how do you explain the film and the hundreds of witnesses who saw them? How do you explain that two commercial jets disappeared, along with their crew and passengers, never to be heard from again?

3. Explain the inhumanity of the hundreds needed to carry out the plot. Your theories do not seem reasonable considering human psychology. Explain why hundreds, if not thousands, of people in the military or CIA or other agencies would go along with such a massive and evil plot, without exposing it before or after the event.

Do you actually believe that Bush and a crew of hundreds of conspirators could be so evil and ruthless that they would or could kill 3,000 people? Are they homicidal maniacs? How does Bush reconcile this with his evangelical Christian beliefs? Do you think he might be afraid of going to Hell? Do you think he feels guilty?

4. Explain Osama Bin Laden. What was Osama Bin Laden's role in the plot? Why did he take credit for accomplishing the 9/11 atrocity? Why do London Muslims celebrate "the Magnificent Nineteen"? Was the first Muslim attack on the World Trade Center (under Clinton) also a plot or did it really happen?

Related questions: Who were the 19 Muslims who flew the planes? Did they even exist? Were they CIA agents? Support your argument.

Does radical Islam desire to harm us and carry out terrorist attacks like 9/11, the London and Spanish bombings? Or is that all just an illusion or deception by the Bush administration?

A plausible scenario is below.

The Worldwide Massive Conspiracy Unveiled!

The conspiracy theorists are swarming like bugs around the backyard porch light on a summer night. They are so close to the real TRUTH about everything, and everything has been a massive conspiracy. Behind the scenes, the evil United States Government is plotting and planning, manipulating world leaders and corporate executives, who prance and dance at the government's command, like spastic puppets on strings.

Let's review the massive conspiracies of recent years and the REAL TRUTH.

1. The assassination of President Kennedy. Ostensibly, the most powerful man in the world was gunned down by a social misfit loser named Lee Harvey Oswald. The truth is that Oswald was framed, set up as a patsy by a massive conspiracy involving the CIA, the FBI, the Dallas Police, the Military Industrial Complex, munitions manufacturers, the Skull and Bones Society, and the International Organization of Odd Fellows. Did I leave anyone out? Oh yeah, the Grassy Knoll. The Grassy Knoll is the code name for the top conspirator who oversaw the action on the ground, orchestrating the whole event like a symphony conductor on speed.

The reason that Kennedy was assassinated? He was for socialism, peace and civil rights. He wanted to end the War in Vietnam, thus cancelling billions in lucrative military contracts. Either that or he had been messing around with the wives of the 10,000 conspirators and was shot by a whole lot of jealous husbands.

2. The assassination of Robert Kennedy. See above.

3. The assassination of Martin Luther King. See above.

4. The moon landings. We are supposed to believe that the government spent millions sending guys in funny suits to the moon to gather rocks that look like quartz, when they could pick that stuff up at any rock shop. The TRUTH: the landings were faked in the Arizona desert where there is lots of sand. All of those Saguaro cactuses in the background were a dead giveaway, along with the Circle K minimarts and sunburned tourists. The REASON for the massive conspiracy: to embarrass the Russians and win billions of appropriations for space exploration that was actually diverted to the military-industrial complex to use in suppressing human rights in third world countries, polluting the environment, undermining social justice and giving the conspirators something to laugh about over brandy and cigars at their ultra-secret meetings in the Skull and Crossbones Society.

5. The death of Princess Diana. We are supposed to believe that a common car crash killed this popular and beautiful socialite. The TRUTH: the wrecked car was demolished in a government laboratory, flown to France and planted, along with dead bodies, in the underground roadway with several dozen CIA agents posing as papparazi. The REASON for this conspiracy is that Princess Diana was going to marry a Saudi Arabian and this would prove embarrassing to British upperclass snobs, as well as the fact that Diana was mounting a worldwide campaign against land mines, thus causing the military-industrial complex to lose important business needed to fund undermining efforts against third world countries, social justice and polluting the environment. Not to mention the clubbing of baby seals.

6. The 9/11 terrorist attack that destroyed the World Trade Center. Supposedly nineteen Muslims flew two commercial jets into the Twin Towers, one into the Pentagon, and another into a field in Pennsylvania. However, the movie films and photographs of the planes smashing into the towers were all faked with Photoshop. Hundreds of so-called witnesses were actually CIA agents who lied about seeing these things.

The TRUTH is that the Twin Towers were destroyed by controlled demolition from hundreds of planted charges that a large team of CIA engineers planted in the buildings over the weeks preceding the attacks. Posing as employees, the engineers smuggled in tons of explosives in their lunch pails and gave plausible explanations ("remodeling") for the destruction of walls throughout the buildings so the charges could be planted next to critical support beams.

Airplane parts and other debris were scattered about on the roofs of surrounding buildings to make it all look real. This was all done minutes before the controlled demolitions, without anyone noticing, which shows just how sneaky and talented these conspirators actually were. It was difficult getting all of those plane parts into the elevator.

Osama Bin Laden took the credit for the plot, but he is actually just another CIA agent and major stockholder in Big Oil and munitions industries. It is a well-known fact that Bin Laden is a Republican Jewish Rabbi and a member of the Skull and Crossbones society where he frequently meets, wearing a black suit and sunglasses, with Bush and Cheney over fine brandy and expensive cigars, their evil laughs echoing off the dark chamber walls like something out of a horror flick.

Either that or space aliens destroyed the Towers with laser beams from outer space because they were upset about Global Warming. Or both.

The REASON for the destruction of the towers was to give Bush and Cheney an excuse for making war on peaceful Muslims, gain funding from Congress for a war in Iraq where these two evil men could grab Iraqi oilfields and give lucrative contracts to Haliburton, in which they both own stock anonymously through proxies. Also, so they could get money to suppress the civil rights of al-Qaida terrorists, obstruct social justice and pollute the environment.

Now you know the truth. Thanks to the Truthers Movement who supplied the above explanations.

Strange Psychology Update: The "Truthers" Movement

The BBC, generally not to be trusted due to its strong anti-american bias, outdid themselves with a television special investigating the claims of the "Truther" conspiracy theorists about 9/11. The Truthers believe 9/11 was staged by the US government, that the towers were felled with staged demolitions, and a lot of other bizarre notions. One of the leaders of this movement is a 23 year old kook named Dylan Avery, who promotes the theory through a highly deceptive film called "Loose Change."

To everyone's surprise, the BBC documentary turned out to be a debunking of the Truther movement and makes the Truthers look rather stupid. Dylan Avery seems quite full of himself but gets a bit edgy when some of his claims are debunked to his face.

Little Green Footballs has three excerpts of the documentary (linked to YouTube videos) that everyone should see. The viewing is enjoyable and the results satisfying: the Truthers are left with egg on their faces.

Danny Bonaduce: A Helluva Guy

This week Danny Bonaduce, a Los Angeles radio personality, was approached while eating lunch by John Conner, a "Truther," one of the kooks who believe that 9/11 was a conspiracy of the Bush administration. Little Green Footballs has the YouTube video of the confrontation that followed. With an aid videotaping it, Conner stuck a microphone in Danny's face and tried to get him to buy into the big conspiracy theory. Basically, Bonaduce informed Conner that he was a kook and to piss off. Incredibly, Conner posted his own videotaped ass-kicking on YouTube where it received raves from conservatives and spitballs from the Kooky Left.

Leftwingers at HotAir.com did what Lefties always do when they can't refute you, they insult you and try to censor you. Some of them called Bonaduce a "failed child star and reformed drug addict" among other things. That's true, but Bonaduce need not apologize to anyone about his past, because his redemption is an inspiring story.

I happen to be a fan of Danny Bonaduce. I know more about him than most people, because I read his autobiographical book Random Acts of Badness. Let me tell you a few things about Danny.

Danny Bonaduce was first brought to the public's attention in the early 1970's when, as a young boy, he made a television ad for Underwoood Deviled Ham. He extolled the ham's virtues by saying "It's a borgasmord," corrupting the intended word "smorgasbord." He was red headed, chubby-cheeked and freckle faced and the public loved him. From there he was picked up by the television sitcom "The Partridge Family," where he played the bass guitar player for the Partridge Family Band. He was always getting into trouble in the series and was one of its funniest and most popular characters.

The Partridge Family show lasted four years. Then one day when Danny's mom drove him to the studio for work, the guard at the gate told them "The Partridge Family doesn't live here anymore." The show had been canceled. Overnight Danny went from fame and fortune to anonymity and no income. Like many former child stars, the transition from celebrity back to normal life was traumatizing. Danny auditioned for other TV roles but none were forthcoming. He was older and no longer the chubby cheeked cherub once desired for juvenile roles. He became a "poster boy for failed child stars." There are few things so depressing in life as to see your biggest accomplishment in the rear view mirror and feeling that it is "all downhill from here."

Bonaduce lived off of a trust fund for several years, using it to buy alcohol and drugs. He became addicted to crack cocaine and sought out pushers in dangerous neighborhoods to get his drugs. Finally the trust fund ran out and he became homeless. Danny hit his lowest point when he had to live out of his car, selling autographs outside of Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood just to buy food.

Somehow Danny managed to begin the arduous journey back to a normal life. He met Gretchen and married her on the first date. He was drunk, but when he sobered up he noticed that she was cute, they were in bed and she was naked. So he decided to hang around for awhile and is still with her today. She provided the guidance and the occasional ball-busting he needed to get straight, with a few mishaps along the way (there was that incident in Phoenix when he picked up a transvestite and, upon learning of his mistake, beat the crap out of the transvestite). He was arrested for that and also a few times for drugs. One day he climbed into his car intending to go buy drugs, but Gretchen stopped him. She lay down under the wheels of his car and told him he would have to drive over her to do it. She wouldn't budge until he threw in the towel. He turned off the ignition. Danny eventually got straight and stayed that way.

After a few weird jobs Danny got a break and became a popular radio show host in Los Angeles. Along the bumpy road of life he learned to care for other people. He talked one of his listeners out of his plan to commit suicide. He bought and delivered a wheel chair to some poor crippled kid he heard about on television. While delivering it he inadvertantly broke parole. An asshole of a police commissioner heard about it, had him arrested in handcuffs and humilated him in front of the precinct's police officers.

What I like about Danny Bonaduce is the fact that he never quit. He fell from celebrity and public acclaim to the gutter and was one seriously fucked-up dude. By all the laws of probability, he should have died of an overdose in some flop house or back alley. But he sobered up, kicked his habit and reinvented himself. That takes a lot of balls. No matter how far you've fallen in life, look at Danny Bonaduce and see what's possible.

Dan, you're the Man.