Al Gore: Two More Massage Therapists Claim Groping Incidents

The National Enquirer has an article about two more massage therapists who claim sexual assaults from Al Gore.

In an earlier post a few weeks ago, I said Gore deserves the benefit of a doubt, until and unless corroborating evidence was forthcoming.  It may have just arrived.

Read the article here.

Al Gore: Should Be Presumed Innocent Unless Further Support for Sexual Assault Tale is Forthcoming

A masseuse has come forward to accuse Al Gore of sexual assault during a massage session in his hotel room.

The masseuse's tale has a lot of detail and sounds true. She comes across as believable. She reported the alleged incident to a close friend the next day and eventually filed a police report. She did not initially go public with the story nor did she try to sell the story for money (she has now changed her mind and is asking $1 million for a more detailed tale).

However, anecdotal tales do not constitute proof. If this one masseuse was sexually assaulted by Gore, are there other masseuse's with a similar story? Is there corroborating evidence? Without this, Al Gore deserves the benefit of a doubt.

So for now, Al Gore is still Man-Bear-Pig. If additional evidence comes forth regarding his sexual escapades, then and only then can we delete the Man-Bear and conclude that he is simply a pig.

Al Gore's Global Warming literature: useful after all?

Hat tip: Lucianne.com

Al Gore Used Fictitious Video in "An Inconvenient Truth"

Last Friday ABC News (20/20) disclosed the fact that Al Gore used a computer-generated video clip in his film "An Inconvenient Truth." Gore's video of the ("collapsing") Antartic Ice Shelf was actually a computerized segment from the eco-disaster film "The Day After Tomorrow." Gore did not identify the segment as computer-generated.

Newsbusters.org has the story and also a video clip comparing the same segment of film from both fictional films.

Avoid Global Cooling - Smoke a Cigar Today

According to the latest scientific reports, global cooling now threatens the planet.

Over the past year, anecdotal evidence for a cooling planet has exploded. China has its coldest winter in 100 years. Baghdad sees its first snow in all recorded history. North America has the most snowcover in 50 years, with places like Wisconsin the highest since record-keeping began. Record levels of Antarctic sea ice, record cold in Minnesota, Texas, Florida, Mexico, Australia, Iran, Greece, South Africa, Greenland, Argentina, Chile -- the list goes on and on.

No more than anecdotal evidence, to be sure. But now, that evidence has been supplanted by hard scientific fact. All four major global temperature tracking outlets (Hadley, NASA's GISS, UAH, RSS) have released updated data. All show that over the past year, global temperatures have dropped precipitously.

Read the whole thing here.

It is obvious that common dioxide emissions and other greenhouse gases must increase, and fast. All concerned citizens are urged to buy large SUVs, burn logs in their fireplaces, and encourage flatulence in cows. Be sure to smoke a lot of cigars. This latter step is most important (but for your own safety, however, keep lighted cigars away from flatulating cows to avoid the danger of explosion).

Al Gore could not be immediately reached for comment. At this very moment, no doubt, a repro team is seeking the return of his Oscar.

Al Gore Proven Right - Global Warming Heats Up South America!

No, wait a minute, I had that wrong. South America is having its coldest weather in 90 years.

Well obviously, you right wing fanatics, these freezing temperatures are caused by Global Warming, and man-made GW at that. This is called the Gore Inversion Effect, i.e when Global Warming really gets hot, we get freezing temperatures. Up is down and right is wrong. You fools!

Nobel Peace Prize: A Leftist Farce

Al Gore has won the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts at desseminating a massive lie, that global warming is man made and caused by CO2 emissions. In recent years, critics have been saying that the Nobel Peace Prize is most often awarded to leftists and anti-American extremists, and 2007 proves once again that it's true.

Prior winners of the Nobel Peacenik Prize include Nelson Mandela (1993), Yasser Arafat (1994), Kofi Annan (2001), and Jimmy Carter (2002).

Earlier this year Al Gore also won an Oscar for his propaganda film, An Inconvenient Truth. This, in spite of its errors and false premises. But then, the Academy of Motion Pictures gave an Oscar to Michael Moore for the same thing, "best documentary," for his highly biased and deliberately slanted film, "Bowling for Columbine" in 2003. For the Left, there is no such thing as objective truth, there is only the collectivist cause and any and all means to advance it.

The Left creates its own fake causes and awards fake prizes to the fakers who advance them. It's enough to gag a maggot.