Showing posts with label Chicago. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chicago. Show all posts

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Huh? In Chicago, a Black Chapter of the Ku Klux Klan?

A group of black Christians have reportedly started a local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan in Chicago.  The story sounds like something out of the satirical online newspaper, the Onion.

Here's a snippet of the Black Klan story:
Chicago – A group of black men from the South-side of Chicago have started a local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, saying that local blacks have devastated the area.

Jerome Jenkins, who organized the group, stated, “this area has become a war zone and we are prepared to take back our streets. These pants-sagging delinquents have no respect for anyone, including themselves. We are good wholesome Christian men, who agreed with the message being delivered by the KKK. These hood-dwellers need to be taken down a notch. We’ve held daily prayer for these streets for years, but God is taking too long — I believe he wants us to take action. We are calling on all members of this ravaged community to join our cause. Fight against these people, stand with the KKK, and bring the black race back to a time when we were respected.”
This is great.  Now the Southern Poverty Law Center will embrace the Klan and praise it for its diversity.  More importantly, now I can go ahead with my plans to start a white chapter of the New Black Panthers, and beat up white people who wear their pants too low, take drugs and vote for Democrats.

Read it all here.   (Update:  the story is satire and not true).

Friday, October 02, 2009

False Messiah Attempts Walk on Water; Drowns

Barack Obama is so persuasive that he can talk anybody into anything...he thinks.  Today he learned differently:

WASHINGTON, Oct 2 (Reuters) - U.S. President Barack Obama's politically risky Olympics gamble failed to bring home the gold on Friday, with the Olympics committee's refusal to grant the 2016 Summer Games to his hometown Chicago.

The president, whose even-tempered personality has earned him the nickname "No Drama Obama," broke from that mold to make an overnight dash from Washington to Copenhagen to personally lobby for Chicago.

Obama and his wife, Michelle, had taken their star power to the Danish capital to make Chicago's case...Read it all here.

Today our false Messiah learned that he can't walk on water after all.  "Star power" my foot.