Sunday, July 19, 2015

Huh? In Chicago, a Black Chapter of the Ku Klux Klan?

A group of black Christians have reportedly started a local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan in Chicago.  The story sounds like something out of the satirical online newspaper, the Onion.

Here's a snippet of the Black Klan story:
Chicago – A group of black men from the South-side of Chicago have started a local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan, saying that local blacks have devastated the area.

Jerome Jenkins, who organized the group, stated, “this area has become a war zone and we are prepared to take back our streets. These pants-sagging delinquents have no respect for anyone, including themselves. We are good wholesome Christian men, who agreed with the message being delivered by the KKK. These hood-dwellers need to be taken down a notch. We’ve held daily prayer for these streets for years, but God is taking too long — I believe he wants us to take action. We are calling on all members of this ravaged community to join our cause. Fight against these people, stand with the KKK, and bring the black race back to a time when we were respected.”
This is great.  Now the Southern Poverty Law Center will embrace the Klan and praise it for its diversity.  More importantly, now I can go ahead with my plans to start a white chapter of the New Black Panthers, and beat up white people who wear their pants too low, take drugs and vote for Democrats.

Read it all here.   (Update:  the story is satire and not true).


Dusquene Whistler said...

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Stogie Chomper said...

Aha! Well I suspected as much.