New International Peace Symbol Available on a T Shirt from Stogie, Ltd

Stogie, Ltd. announces a new product for peace-lovers everywhere, a white T shirt bearing the new international peace symbol.  The old peace symbol was said to look too much like the footprint of a chicken, so a new one was developed to replace it.  The new peace symbol has successively diminishing concentric rings of crimson, symbolizing harmonic convergence of karmic cosmology on a field of white, for purity.

This new product from Stogie, Ltd comes in all colors as long as they are white, and all sizes as long as they are large.  Our price is a steal at only $500 per shirt.  Save the Earth by buying several dozen for use as Christmas Gifts.

We recently sent one of these as a Bar Mitzvah gift to Mahmoud Ahamdinejad of Iran, when it was revealed last week that Ahmadinejad was actually Jewish.  Actually, we rushed him one of these T shirts, suggesting that he wear it while addressing the next meeting of the Iranian Republican Guard.  However, President Ahmadinejad had suspicions about the purity of our motivations.  He refused to wear the T shirt or eat the gefilte fish we sent him.  It's a sad, sad world when people no longer trust each other.

Stogie Unveiled Ahmagenocide's Jewish Roots Three Years Ago!

This past week a story originated in the U.K. that Mockmood Ahmagenocide had Jewish roots.  Ahmagenocide (also known as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran) could not be reached for comment, presumably as it was his day to bake the Matzo.

Unfortunately, the story was later claimed to be erroneous before someone pure in the Islamic faith had a chance to kill Ahmagenocide, thus claiming his 17 virgins by offing a Jew.

Well I beg to differ.  Mockmood is indeed Jewish.  I proved it a full three full years ago with photographs of Ahmadinejad conducting secret Jewish temple rites in Iran.  See my photographic proof here.

Now waddya say, Mockmood?  HMMMM?

Update:  I just received an angry email from Mockmood Ahmagenocide claiming that my photographic evidence is a FAKE, "nothing more than a cheap Photoshop."  OH SURE, THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!