Stogie, Ltd. announces a new product for peace-lovers everywhere, a white T shirt bearing the new international peace symbol. The old peace symbol was said to look too much like the footprint of a chicken, so a new one was developed to replace it. The new peace symbol has successively diminishing concentric rings of crimson, symbolizing harmonic convergence of karmic cosmology on a field of white, for purity.
This new product from Stogie, Ltd comes in all colors as long as they are white, and all sizes as long as they are large. Our price is a steal at only $500 per shirt. Save the Earth by buying several dozen for use as Christmas Gifts.
We recently sent one of these as a Bar Mitzvah gift to Mahmoud Ahamdinejad of Iran, when it was revealed last week that Ahmadinejad was actually Jewish. Actually, we rushed him one of these T shirts, suggesting that he wear it while addressing the next meeting of the Iranian Republican Guard. However, President Ahmadinejad had suspicions about the purity of our motivations. He refused to wear the T shirt or eat the gefilte fish we sent him. It's a sad, sad world when people no longer trust each other.