Iran vs Israel: Ahmadinejad's Revenge! (Cartoon)

Perhaps this graphic could be titled "Scenes We'd Like to See," after the old Mad Magazine comics.

Islam is an Insult to All Humanity

An Insult to All Humanity

Iranian followers of the false prophet, Murderous Mo and his hand puppet, Awful Allah, are promising (again) to destroy Israel.  This vicious, disgusting, inhuman, backward and rotten nation of Iran dares to insult a culture much greater, more advanced and infinitely more valuable than itself.  Ahmadinejad, the swarthy and short President of Iran, has promised the near-term destruction of Israel, calling it "an insult to all humanity."

Israel is not "an insult to all humanity," it is ISLAM that is an insult to all humanity.  The fact that Mohammed was a lust-filled thief, pedophile, sex fiend, rapist and mass murdering fraud is bad enough -- it is an insult to all humanity to revere such an odious man or to assign him the status of "prophet of God."  However, since Mo's followers want to emulate this ancient criminal, their religion becomes the business of the rest of the world.  We don't give a damn how much reverence or holiness or sanctity you Muslims give to your evil religion, its prophet, or its violent and intolerant traditions -- you are simply not going to commit mass murder in their name, or conquer peaceful nations that do you no harm, or force more developed cultures to replace modernity and enlightenment with ignorance, darkness and backwardness.

You attack Israel, you attack the rest of us.  You wipe out Israel, we wipe out Mecca and Medina in response.  We reduce every great mosque and Islamic shrine to rubble, no matter where they are located anywhere in the world.  We desecrate the bodies of the mujaheddin, dress them in women's lingerie, paint a Star of David on their forehead, bury them face down and facing away from Mecca, hugging the carcass of a pig.  We will send the great martyrs of Allah back to him in surprising new ways.

We are sick of your perverted hatred, your unrelenting war on the non-Muslim world, your glorification of violence and evil.   Fourteen centuries of Islamic evil is quite enough -- no more will be tolerated.  You are going to learn to behave yourselves, and soon, because what you are going to pay for your continued barbarism will quickly prove much too steep a price.

Think about it.  And while you're at it, change to a civilized religion.

"Saturday Night Live" Bravely Satirizes Muhammad's Most Ardent Follower!

Kathy Shaidle of "Five Feet of Fury" writes that  'Saturday Night Live’ (SNL) bravely makes fun of Mohammed and his most devout followers.  Then she says, "Naw, just kidding."  SNL was not making fun of Islam or Muhammad.  SNL was, once again, making fun of Christianity and one of its ardent followers, Tim Tebow.

In SNL's skit, Jesus appears in the Denver Broncos' locker room to confront religious quarterback Tim Tebow.  Jesus tells Tim Tebow to "take it down a notch," and not to get in "everyone's face" about his religion. "Jesus" rolls his eyes at key moments to express his disgust for Tebow.  Apparently, Christianity is such a dumb religion that not even Jesus likes it.

Liberals always have a huge chip on their shoulder when it comes to Christianity.   Any Christian religious observance just pisses them off to no end.

Kathy's ironic observation gave me an idea:  why not Photoshop the Saturday Night Live episode as if it were criticizing Islam and depicting Muhammad instead? Voila, herein was born the Photoshop inspired by Kathy Shaidle.  It features "Jesus" reborn as Muhammad, with turban, and Tim Tebow as the ardently religious Muslim, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a leader of Iran.  Ahmadinejad is so ardent in his faith that he wants to "wipe Israel off the map" as a show of devotion, and fervently believes that the "Mahdi," or 12th Imam, will soon emerge from a well to lead the faithful.

Muhammad appears in Ahmadinejad's locker room to tell him to "take it down a notch."  A wise decision, since Muslims are more "in your face" about their religion than anyone else.  Yes, no doubt the SNL Muhammad rolled his eyes at key moments to express his disgust with the faith, made snarky comments while the audience roared with laughter, and oozed with the cool cynicism that liberals seem to love.

Way to go, SNL, you big, brave proponents of cool.

Iran Attempts Space Monkey Launch; Who Knew Ahmadinejad Was An Astronaut?

Failed Monkey Launch

Failed Monkey

Iran has attempted to launch a monkey into space but apparently the rocket failed.  Not to fear, it appears that the monkey survived and will continue to serve Iran as its president.

The Coming of the 12th Imam, the Mahdi! (Photoshop)

Nutcase Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran is a Muslim fanatic on steroids.  He strongly believes that "the 12th Imam," a kind of Islamic Messiah, will emerge from a well to usher in "the End Times."  Since this is Islam we're talking about, the great event will involve lots of killing, murder and blood, particularly of Jews.

Soon thereafter we will all be judged and most of us thrown into Hell for not believing in this nonsense in the first place.

You can read about it here.

Of course, I am always looking for an excuse to create a new Photoshop.  Here is my depiction of the emergence of the 12th Imam.

The scary part of all this is that these fanatics actually believe this fairy tale and may use it to start a nuclear conflagration with Israel.  It is, after all, their assignment from Allah.

Let's just hope that some drunk doesn't fall into a well in Iran, climb out and be mistaken for the Mahdi.  If that happens, duck.

New International Peace Symbol Available on a T Shirt from Stogie, Ltd

Stogie, Ltd. announces a new product for peace-lovers everywhere, a white T shirt bearing the new international peace symbol.  The old peace symbol was said to look too much like the footprint of a chicken, so a new one was developed to replace it.  The new peace symbol has successively diminishing concentric rings of crimson, symbolizing harmonic convergence of karmic cosmology on a field of white, for purity.

This new product from Stogie, Ltd comes in all colors as long as they are white, and all sizes as long as they are large.  Our price is a steal at only $500 per shirt.  Save the Earth by buying several dozen for use as Christmas Gifts.

We recently sent one of these as a Bar Mitzvah gift to Mahmoud Ahamdinejad of Iran, when it was revealed last week that Ahmadinejad was actually Jewish.  Actually, we rushed him one of these T shirts, suggesting that he wear it while addressing the next meeting of the Iranian Republican Guard.  However, President Ahmadinejad had suspicions about the purity of our motivations.  He refused to wear the T shirt or eat the gefilte fish we sent him.  It's a sad, sad world when people no longer trust each other.

Stogie Unveiled Ahmagenocide's Jewish Roots Three Years Ago!

This past week a story originated in the U.K. that Mockmood Ahmagenocide had Jewish roots.  Ahmagenocide (also known as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran) could not be reached for comment, presumably as it was his day to bake the Matzo.

Unfortunately, the story was later claimed to be erroneous before someone pure in the Islamic faith had a chance to kill Ahmagenocide, thus claiming his 17 virgins by offing a Jew.

Well I beg to differ.  Mockmood is indeed Jewish.  I proved it a full three full years ago with photographs of Ahmadinejad conducting secret Jewish temple rites in Iran.  See my photographic proof here.

Now waddya say, Mockmood?  HMMMM?

Update:  I just received an angry email from Mockmood Ahmagenocide claiming that my photographic evidence is a FAKE, "nothing more than a cheap Photoshop."  OH SURE, THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY!

Iranian Insect Meets Jewzilla

The Iranian reports of Israel's demise appear somewhat exaggerated. Click on image to see it full size.














Well we can at least hope it turns out this way! And it will as long as Israelis continue to believe in themselves and the worth of their culture, traditions and nation -- the very things the neoliberals want so desperately to destroy.

All of the efforts of the neoliberal elite seem to be pointed at one goal: to destroy the West's (and more specifically, Israel's) will to survive. Never, never give into this. Israel must survive.

As for Ahmadinejad, he is more cockroach than human. His bones will have turned to dust long before Israel submits to Muslim tyranny and genocide.
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President Ahmadinejad Arrives In New York

Here's an interesting news photo of President Ahamdinejad relaxing in his hotel "with a friend." I wonder who the friend is? I wonder if Mrs. Ahmadinejad knows about her?

Oh well, I guess when you're the President of Iran you can do whatever you like.














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Ahmadinejad Caught With Lap Dancer

In an incredible display of hypocrisy, President Ahmadinejad of Iran was caught sampling a bit of the local culture in New York as he prepared to address the United Nations this week.

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Yes, President Ahmadinejad decided to visit a strip club to see what lap dancers were all about. Although he claimed to be "doing research" for a "cultural exchange" we have to wonder if the exchange he had in mind involved bodily fluids.

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I was so outraged. I was just getting ready to go down to the local mosque and sign up when the news came in. I decided to tear up my application and join a bowling league instead.

Playing Chicken with the Madman of Iran

Iranian President and Muslim Fascist Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is playing a dangerous game of "chicken" with the West. In high school "chicken" was played by two punks in hot rods driving towards each other at high speed. The first to swerve from the path of head-on collision was the "chicken." If neither driver was chicken, then both drivers were dead. Real cool, man.

President Imadinnerplate says he won't stop his nuclear enrichment program. He is betting that the West is too chicken to stop him. I think he's right; we won't. Iran will soon have the bomb and already has the missiles to deliver the bomb. A mushroom cloud (or several) over Israel seems likely in the near future.

With the Israelis dead the Left can then bring out new conspiracy theories of how the nuclear attack was really carried out by the Bush Administration in order to influence the polls and the 2008 presidential election. Kooks from New York will make movies showing how Tel Aviv's fiery end was really a controlled demolition that has Dick Cheney's fingerprints all over it. Arab leaders will swear that Israel was nuked by the Jews themselves in order to slander the name of Islam. Some paleocon nutball from Texas will give speeches in an evangelical style saying "I don't think the Tel Aviv holocaust was a controlled demolition, I KNOW IT WAS A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION!" At this point he will be drowned out by the thunderous applause and cheers of maniacal moonbats. Some Democrats will demand a congressional investigation to determine Bush's complicity in the disaster.

Yesterday there were reports in the news that Israel had asked for rights to an air corridor over Iraq so they could attack Iran's nuclear facilities. The story was probably a plant. Our intelligence agencies are good at head games but, with the Democraps in power, we are a toothless tiger. We can growl a lot but no longer have any bite. Propaganda is the best we can do.

President Madmood will not be playing chicken with the US or anyone else in the Western world anytime soon. In order to play chicken you have to have two cars on the road, and right now there is only one, the car from Iran. The Western World doesn't have to "play chicken." We're the real thing. We are authentic, thank you very much.

Boys Will Be Boys: Ahmadinejad Says "Pull My Finger"

We all know that something really stinks in Iran. But this is ridiculous.

Islamic Misogyny or Women As Tents

American Thinker has a nice piece on "Islam's Apartheid" today: how Muslims treat women. How do they treat women? Like shit, actually.

Islamic culture and Islamic law are insane in many ways, and their treatment of women is a glaring example. In Islam the genders have to be scrupulously segregated. No mixing of men and women in social situations. President Imadinnerplate of Iran even plans to have different sidewalks, one for men and one for women.

Islam is so unnatural and extreme. Sexual desire, which is a natural phenomenon that is designed to propagate the species, is the worse kind of sin in Islam. All sexual desire must be ruthlessly suppressed. Horrors, to think that men might accidentally be attracted to women. So to prevent it they cover women from head to foot with their ugly chadors, hijabs and burqas. No man should be allowed to view a female face lest he begin to think natural thoughts of love, romance and yes, sex.

In order to more fully suppress the possibility of consensual sex, women are "circumcised," that is, they have their clitorises cut off. It is really a form of female castration. Get rid of the sex organ that God and nature provided; it was a mistake; women are not supposed to get turned on or to enjoy sex, not even with their husbands. To ensure their virginity and chastity, their vaginas are then sewn shut like a Christmas turkey. Barbaric? Yes, but then what aspect of Islam is not? On the plus side, at least they don't stuff them with bread crumbs.

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Finally, if all else fails and a woman is seduced without the benefit of marriage, they simply stone her to death. That's one of the reasons we say Muslims are still living in "the Stone Age." We mean that quite literally. Remember that old Bob Dylan tune, "Everyone Must Get Stoned"? That's now the national anthem of Iran. .

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Because unapproved sex is a capital offense in Islam (at least for women), men often have to turn to desperate measures for relief. Men having sex with young boys is permissible, but men having sex with other men is not. You see, the former is non-consensual sex with an innocent party, and in Islam everything is inverted. Non-consensual sex (we call it rape) of boys is okay, but men doing it with other men is a capital offense. They hang the men for doing that. When they say Iranian men are well hung they mean it in a totally different context than what you might think. (Actually the correct term is "well-hanged.")

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Okay, say an unmarried man is horny and there are no young boys available. In Islam he might pay a visit to the barn and pick out a lovely goat. Or he might practice "thighing" on an infant daughter or niece. This is also okay. Remember, sex with boys, goats and infants is okay. Just don't try it with a woman. (How unnatural! What on earth were you thinking??)

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Of course, there are rules; if you get it on with your goat you can't eat the goat (i.e. as in cooking) but must sell it outside the city walls to strangers. You don't have to tell them the goat isn't a virgin, apparently. Hmm, kind of reminds me of that Gene Wilder movie where he falls in love with a sheep. There's a scene in a motel where the sheep is walking around in the bed in black net stockings and lipstick. That one must have driven Muslim men nuts. (Do order the video "barnyard critters gone wild" for your next Muslim bachelor party.) I have often heard it said that Muslim men treat their women like livestock. Apparently, the opposite is also true. Who knew?

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Yes, Muslim men, if there are no goats, boys or infants available, wait until you are married. Your bride can then be taken when and where you want, following the dictums of Mohammed, even while riding a camel. Sounds less than romantic to me and perhaps even painful, but there were no motels or backseats in Mo's time. Yes, you can remove the sewed string on her vital parts and have at it. If she doesn't please you, you can beat the hell out of her. Mo says that's okay too.

Denying the Hollow Head (Ahmadinejad)

The fuzzy-faced moron at the right keeps insisting that the Holocaust didn't really happen...yet. He insists that Israel will be wiped out and will cease to exist. The Religion of Piss and Vinegar has spoken.

This past week he sponsored a conference in Iran questioning the reality of the Holcaust. Well my Uncle Fred was with the US troops who liberated Dachau and he saw all those dead bodies. Worst case of the German flu he ever saw. To be sure they wouldn't be infected, the American soldiers rounded up the Nazi troops who ran the camp and promptly shot them.

Of course, Ahmadinejad is the true nasty historical occurrence that didn't really happen. I deny that he exists. It is all a clever ruse by the international worldwide conspiratorial cabal of Jews and Neocons. The man never existed at all. Look him up in the phone book. He's not there is he? Told ya.

The figure on TV was created by the same puppeteers who created Miss Piggy. They were paid well for it, I might add. Bags and bags of shekels. With this false Islamic nutcase allegedly in charge of an oil-producing nation, the cabal can then manipulate the price of oil. Every time "Ahmadinejad" threatens to blow up the world the price of oil goes up and the secret cabal just rakes in the dough.

I am an Ahmadinejad Denier. The man does not exist. However, if you see him, shoot him anyway.