North Korean Long Range Rocket Kills Capitalist Fish; Kim Jong Un Says "We Meant to Do That!"

Among much ballyhoo and fanfare, the leaders of North Korea launched a new long-range missile today, capable (they claim) of hitting the United States.  The rocket took off from its launch pad, headed out to sea where it broke into pieces and fell into the water.

North Korean leaders were quick to announce that they had been aiming at capitalist fish and that their launch was entirely successful.  Kim Jong Un noted that the launch was merely a warning shot should Godzilla decide to leave Japan alone and attack North Korea instead.