Is Obama the Anti-Christ?

Brian Sussman of KSFO radio has the moonbats in a snit tonight. He said that Obama's recent trip to Germany reminds Sussman of the AntiChrist. Sussman mentioned Obama's talks implying a one-world government, one-world religion, etc, as reminiscent of the AntiChrist prophecied in the Bible.

Do I think Obama is the AntiChrist? No, I think that honor belongs to Muhammad, the most perfectly evil representation in the history of religion. Clearly, Obama is not the AntiChrist, he is the AntiBrain. Not only does he not have a brain, he has an AntiBrain, a kind of intellectual black hole between his ears into which all common sense, logic and humility are sucked and transmogrified into hot air, which is then expelled through his mouth as political speech.

I tried to look up AntiChrist on the net, and found the topic as arcane and involved as advanced calculus. Since I'm not that interested, I decided not to pursue it.

But what about this guy Barack Obama? Is his election in November a done deal? I don't think so. The more I watch and listen to this poser, the less I am afraid that he will actually be elected. He has absolutely nothing to offer except the fact that he's young and cute. If those are the primary traits we need in a President, let's elect Miley Cyrus. At least she doesn't hang around Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn.

When I studied rhetoric in college, I learned about a political speech called "the glittering generality." The GG is a high-sounding speech that says absolutely nothing. It is purposely ambiguous so the listener can read into it anything he wants. Obama gave a number of glittering generality speeches in Europe. He said totally vacuous things like, "the walls between Muslims, Jews and Christians cannot stand....we must tear down these walls."

My goodness, it's so simple! Why didn't anyone in prior millenia ever think of this before? I am sure Ahmadinejad in Iran probably shed a tear or two and put on a yarmaluke and a skull cap to show his solidarity with the principle. Jews and Palestnians embraced in Gaza, joined arms and began to sing "Michael Row the Boat Ashore." (Bet you thought I was going to say "Kumbaya.")

If there is ever strife and discord in the world, all we have to do is tear down the walls between the combatants. Then they will be able to more easily get their hands around each other's throats. If you are someone with acute allergies and can't stand cigar smoke, well then, let's tear down those walls between allergic people and cigar smokers! Hey baby, when you finish blowing your nose and coughing, do you think you could lend me a match?

Barack Obama...proving that even people without a brain can run for President. I think I'm misting up so I will just sign off.