I had my first ever stress test on a treadmill today. The doctor is checking my heart to be sure it is made of cold flint lest I be cast out of the Tea Party. I'm hoping it's okay. It feels right.
Well five minutes into the treadmill I threw up all over the treadmill then fainted. Outside of that, though, I think I did pretty well.
Results will be discussed with the doctor on Friday.
P.S. I was kidding about throwing up and fainting.
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