The much muted version of Playboy recently introduced in Indonesia has resulted in demonstrations, denunciations and protests by Muslims there. It appears that the Muslims were offended by the picture of a pretty girl on the cover. It was just her head and shoulders with a big smile, but Muslims complained that she should have been wearing a burqa (see Miss April at the right for proper attire for Muslim Playboy Bunnies).
We have received an advance copy of the new culturally sensitive Playboy magazine that will be introduced throughout the Middle East in a few days, showing pictures of Muslim girls with their faces properly covered by burqas. Playboy Hugh Hefner was quoted as saying, "This should solve the problem. A woman's head and shoulders are not all that important anyway. All men really want to see are butts and boobs."
More as the story develops.
4 comments:
Damn you Stogie, this was supposed to be a surprise! The Ayatollah Assreemie is angry that he wasn't given an advance publication!
Heads or tails? Choosing sides - that is the rub!
No side to choose - it is all one coin, which is clearly seen from the edge.
'Bye everyone.
Gary
(this probably should go down where you commented on the clueless)
Sing me up. Singe me up. Oh, sew me up. Whatever, I gotta get a copy. Hot, hot, hot.
Hi! Just want to say what a nice site. Bye, see you soon.
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