Beirut Destruction Caused by Global Warming

In California today, it's hotter than the Liberal corner of Hell. It's "global warming," of course. Scientists have noted this warming effect appears somewhat related to something called "summer." Get those Kyoto Protocols on my desk, I'm ready to sign if Bush won't!!

I hear it's even hotter in a placed called "Beirut." Isn't that down near Bakersfield? Anyway I hear it's so hot that buildings are exploding. Strangest weather ever.