Muhammad's Coming Foretold in the Bible!

Well bless my soul, I was rude to a Muslim guest to this blog when he insisted that Muhammad was described several times in the Bible. I researched it, and he was right! Oh, the terrible taste of Humble Pie I must now endure.

Here are the Bible scriptures that prophesy the coming of Muhammad.

Jeremiah 14:14
14 And the LORD said to me, “The prophets prophesy lies in My name. I have not sent them, commanded them, nor spoken to them; they prophesy to you a false vision, divination, a worthless thing, and the deceit of their heart.

Ezekiel 22:27-29
27 Her princes in her midst are like wolves tearing the prey, to shed blood, to destroy people, and to get dishonest gain. 28 Her prophets plastered them with untempered mortar, seeing false visions, and divining lies for them, saying, ‘Thus says the Lord GOD,’ when the LORD had not spoken. 29 The people of the land have used oppressions, committed robbery, and mistreated the poor and needy; and they wrongfully oppress the stranger. [This is as accurate a description as any of Muhammad and his band of cutthroats]

Matthew 7:15
15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. 16 You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles?

Matthew 24:11
11 Then many false prophets will rise up and deceive many.

Matthew 24:23-25
23 “Then if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or ‘There!’ do not believe it. 24 For false christs and false prophets will rise and show great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. 25 See, I have told you beforehand.

Mark 13:21-23
21 “Then if anyone says to you, ‘Look, here is the Christ!’ or, ‘Look, He is there!’ do not believe it. 22 For false christs and false prophets will rise and show signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect. 23 But take heed; see, I have told you all things beforehand.

There you have it, brothers and sisters! The Bible foretold the coming of Muhammed centuries before he made the scene! Yes, and sure enough, the FALSE PROPHET did come as predicted, claiming that God said things He never uttered, and then robbing and oppressing people.

Amen brothers and sisters! Please open your hymn books to page 156 where we will now sing "Come Let's Gather at the River." And don't forget the collection plate. Hand-rolled Cuban seed Cohibas will be accepted in lieu of currency.

Reverend Stogie