President Obama has been getting a lot of deserved criticism for his inaction and indecisiveness on Afghanistan. Just as Nero fiddled while Rome burned, Zero fiddles while good men die. However, isn't every political issue managed by the right amount of posing and posturing? It's all just a PR game, right? All it takes is mouthing the right slogan, striking the right pose, making it all into a big Photo-op.
So President Zero may not provide the troops his own general has been begging for, but he does show up this one time to salute the coffins resulting from his lack of action. That makes everything all right again.
Thanks, President Zero!