Michael Moore, dedicated leftwing filmmaker, has a new film that will be released soon. It's called "Capitalism, a Love Story." Michael Moore hates capitalism, even though it's made him filthy rich.
Socialism always seems so wonderful from a safe distance and a large bank account. For us, the toiling masses, it means a sharp reduction in opportunity for work, less goods and services in the marketplace and higher taxes.
So when Michael Moore's new propaganda film comes out, I will treat it like the first few: I won't see it. Let's all help Michael Moore kick the nasty capitalism habit and enjoy the fruits of socialism. Namely, poverty.
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