Climate Scientists Warn of Space Alien's Pre-Emptive Attack on Earth

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No, honest, this story is from the U.K. Guardian, not the Onion.  Talk about desperation arguments for saving the global warming hoax!  The Guardian reports:

Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientists. Rising greenhouse emissions may tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report for NASA.

It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.

Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth's atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.

Why would aliens give two hoots in hell about what we are doing to our planet?  How would that effect them?  Would our alleged "global warming" somehow affect planets in the Cassiopeia constellation? Ridiculous.

These eggheads have described the plot of the remake of "The Day the World Stood Still," when aliens come to earth to kill humans while saving all of the other species from our evil, polluting ways.  Of course, this remake was the dream scenario of climate crackpots all over the globe, who want humanity to die off to make the world safe for squirrels.

Apparently, some NASA scientists saw the movie, smoked some bad weed and woke up believing that the movie was real.  That's my theory anyway, and I think it is more credible than the aliens-as-climate-cops scenario.  Then the UK Guardian editors got a hold of the same batch of weed and woke up believing these hallucinations were an actual news story.  Either that or it's true what they say about liberalism as a form of insanity.  I report, you decide.

If ever there were a reason to stop all funding of "global warming" research, now is the time. The AGW crowd gets weirder by the day.