Showing posts with label Nancy Pelosi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nancy Pelosi. Show all posts

Monday, May 21, 2012

San Francisco Names a Street for Nancy Pelosi

Fancy that, San Francisco will name a street for Nancy Pelosi.

Instead of calling it "Pelosi Parkview" or "Nancy Lane," perhaps they could call it "Airhead Avenue" or "Beotch Boulevard."

To really make it memorable, it could end at the poor house.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Nancy Pelosi Threatens to Unveil New Scandal for Newt Gingrich (Photoshop)

Nancy Pelosi has stated that "Newt Gingrich will never be President -- there is something I know."  What hidden scandal does Pelosi refer to?  What horrible skeleton still hides in Newt's closet?  The mind can't help but conjure up nightmares (like the one pictured below) as to what this new revelation will be.  Was Newt in bed with the Democrats again?  Say it ain't so, Newt, say it ain't so!

Hat tip:  American Power




Thursday, December 23, 2010

Steven Spielberg's Next Film: Saving Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi voiced the wish that movie director Steven Spielberg would remake the image of the Democrats. Unfortunately for Pelosi, Spielberg declined the assignment.  However, there is one way to greatly improve the image of the Democrats, Nancy:  RESIGN.

In case Spielberg changes his mind, I have the movie poster right here.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Dennis Miller on Jay Leno Show: "Nancy Pelosi Is Bat Shit Crazy"; Photoshop

Via The Hill Street Blahg:  Dennis Miller is very funny in describing Nancy Pelosi as so "batshit crazy" that he swears she must sleep upside down!



I was so inspired by Miller's description that I decided to Photoshop it:


Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Revenge by Photoshop: Nancy Pelosi's Pie

I found this great photo of Pelosi on the web and immediately thought that it was only the first of two pictures.  I created the second photo with Photoshop.  I call it, "Revenge by Photoshop."  I can't really hit Pelosi in the face with a pie, but I can do so in in my imagination.  Satisfying!




Saturday, November 07, 2009

Pelosi's Health Care Bill Passes the House; On to the Senate

It's a dark day for American liberty.  Just minutes ago, Pelosi's Health Care bill has passed the House and will move on to the Senate.

Rich Lowry just tweeted "the Bill is Passed -- never have those words been more unwelcome."  Lowry adds that a House vote of 220 in favor will not give the bill a lot of momentum in the Senate.

John McCormack tweets "Good luck getting 60 in the Senate, suckas."

We lose this round but now we move on to the Senate.

Pelosi's Health Care Bill

Pelosi's freedom-killing health care bill will be debated in the House today. The AP sums up the situation:
Democrats hold 258 seats in the House and can afford 40 defections and still wind up with 218, a majority if all lawmakers vote. But all 177 Republicans were expected to vote "no," and Democratic leaders faced a series of complications trying to win the needed votes for their complex and controversial legislation that would affect one-sixth of the economy and touch the lives of countless Americans.
Read it all here.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Pelosi Galore Flap: Not All the Pussies are Democrats

Incredible.  The GOP has released an effective video ad subtly comparing Nancy Pelosi to the James Bond character Pussy Galore (the film never mentions Pussy Galore, however).  Pelosi is fighting with the CIA over waterboarding and making a fool of herself in the process.  What better time to heap ridicule on this evil Democrat and further erode her credibility?  The Pelosi Galore ad did that.  It was an effective satire that underscores Pelosi's hypocrisy and mendacity.  
But some Republicans don't have a clue and react in accordance with decades of liberal programming.  The ad will backfire, they moan.  It will be misinterpreted.  It sends the wrong message.  It will be used against us. It will cost us votes.  They may even call us...gasp!...SEXISTS!

Update:  Jeff G writes at Protein Wisdom: "Conservatives deserve to wander in the wilderness so long as they continue to accept the premises that Democrats foist upon them, and then scurry about trying to fit their behavior inside parameters that have been defined for them by their ideological enemies."  Very much on point to this article.

Hot Air (Allah) is one of the chicken-hearts who are trumpeting this crapola today, and of course, Democrat websites and blogs will be quoting him in their defense of Pelosi-Galore.  He has supplied them with propaganda talking points.  They can say "even well-known Republican blogger Allah of Hot Air has denounced the ad as sexist."

As Saul Alinsky wrote in his book "Rules for Radicals," ridicule is the most potent political weapon you can use.  It makes the opposition react angrily and irrationally and allows them to self-destruct.  However, the effect can be spoiled by self-doubting and brainwashed Republicans who are always eager to apologize to our enemies and to avoid controversy at all costs.  

When the Democrat programming and propaganda begins, alleging sexism, racism or whatever-ism, we should never apologize or retreat.  The thing to do is laugh long and loud in their direction and keep the ridicule flowing.  Allah should obey that old Army dictum:  either lead, follow or get the hell out of the way.  Allah, you didn't help us today.

The video is embedded below.  Watch it carefully and decide for yourself.


Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Caricature of Nancy Pelosi

I title this caricature of Nancy Pelosi "Balloons" because she is such an airhead. Utterly lightweight, she hasn't a clue on how the world works.

Feel free to use any of these caricatures in your blogs or websites.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Dick Cheney: Democrats Return to Form

Last week Dick Cheney spoke to the Heritage Foundation in Washington. In his speech he noted that the Democrats have returned to form as the party of the far left, espousing high taxation and socialism at home and retreat and pacifism abroad. So if you want to have your income taxed away while being left unprotected from violent Islamic extremism, do vote for Democrats and get your wish.

Cheney compares today's Democrats to the 1970's when they chose George McGovern for their standard bearer on a platform of high taxation and retreat from American commitments in the Cold War. The result was that the Democratic Party suffered an historic defeat at the polls.

Today the Democrats are trying to raise taxes significantly on small businesses and the middle class and bring back the death tax from 0 to 55%. They are also trying to withdraw from the modern counterpart to the Cold War, the War on Radical Islam. To sum it all up, with Democrats you get high taxes and less protection from the tyrants who want to kill us or subjugate us.

Cheney deals with the Democrat fiction that the War in Iraq has nothing to do with the "War on Terror." The VP quotes Osama Bin Laden to make his point:

...now we hear almost daily the claim that the fight in Iraq has nothing to do with the war on terror. Opponents of our military action there have called Iraq a diversion from the real conflict, a distraction from the business of fighting and defeating Osama bin Laden and the al Qaeda network. We hear this over and over again, not as an argument, but as an assertion meant to close off argument.

Yet the evidence is flatly to the contrary. And the critics conveniently disregard the words of bin Laden himself. "The most serious issue today for the whole world," he said, "is this third world war [that is] raging in [Iraq]." He calls it "a war of destiny between infidelity and Islam." He said, "The whole world is watching this war," and that it will end in "victory and glory or misery and humiliation." And in words directed at the American people, bin Laden declares, "The war is for you or for us to win. If we win it, it means your defeat and disgrace forever."

This leader of al-Qaeda has referred to Baghdad as the capital of the caliphate. He has also said, "Success in Baghdad will be success for the United States. Failure in Iraq is the failure of the United States. Their defeat in Iraq will mean defeat in all their wars."

Do read all of Cheney's remarks here.

At the same time, their speaker Nancy Pelosi has seemingly formed a shadow presidency, creating its own foreign policy initiatives and attempting to negotiate with foreign tyrants in violation of the Logan Act. It seems Presidential style airplanes are not the only evidence of Pelosi's delusions of grandeur.

Unless you value your money, your life and your freedoms, you should do all you can to defeat the Democrats in 2008.

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Sunday, February 18, 2007

Nancy Pelosi Introduces Her Pet Dog


John Murtha is such a patent leftard that even the liberal Washington Post has criticized his dishonesty regarding the war in Iraq. He is the ultimate lapdog for the Surrender Queen, Nancy Pelosi.

One can only wonder how the country will survive these two.

I am including a transparent gif file of Lapdog Murtha below. Feel free to use it by putting it into photos of your choice. I use Photoshop and Xara X, but there are probably a lot of simple graphics programs that will allow you to overlay images.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Nancy Pelosi Carries On A Proud Tradition






It's a Democrat thing. You wouldn't understand.














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Nancy Pelosi, Wicked Witch of the North

If the Iraq War were a movie western, the heros would be firing at thousands of whooping savages shooting swarms of arrows at the circled wagons. But wait, what's that? Ta ta ta ta ta ta TA ta TA ta TA ta ta taaa-aaa-aaa!

Yes, it's the CAVALRY! We're saved! Saved, I tell you!!

But wait, who's that crazy woman in the calico dress, running towards the cavalry, waving them away? Is she out of her frigging gourd?

It's settler Nancy Pelosi, and she's yelling something at the cavalarymen! Let's listen....

"What are you trying to do, you war mongers! DO YOU WANT TO ESCALATE THIS WAR???
We need a new direction, the direction of PEACE, not more WAR!"

Pfoot! Pfoot! Pfoot! Pfoot! Pfoot! Pfoot! Pfoot!

Calico Nancy couldn't say anymore, as the whooping savages had just turned her into a pin cushion.

Happy Trails to you, until we meet again....happy TRAILS to you.....keep smiling until then.....


Saturday, January 13, 2007

Nancy Pelosi's Secret Weapon


We understand this gavel runs on three C batteries.
Another inside story from the Stogiemeister.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Cartoon: Nancy Pelosi Takes Command


This is my take on the Coronation of Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House. Use freely as you see fit.

Click on the image to see a larger version.

















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