Being an old Moonbat from San Francisco, I'm hip to all kinds of wondrous natural phenomena. One of these is "spontaneous human combustion," or SHC. There have been scattered reports of this strange event down through history. It occurs when, for unknown reasons, a human being will suddenly ignite and burn like a Roman candle on the 4th of July. One of the most recent occurrences is when Al Gore gave his famous speech to the Daily KOS. Well, he didn't exactly ignite but the Lefties were afraid he might and the Righties were hoping he would. But I digress.
Now it appears this strange event is happening again (Twilight Zone theme music, please), this time in Beirut. I suspect it is related somehow to the spontaneously exploding buildings in the Hezbollah community. Anyway, some of the residents there have been self-immolating in recent days. It seems to happen to those who wrap their heads in an ugly white scarfs with black patterns that resemble crossed fishooks.
Developing..... (doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo) (Twilight Zone theme song).
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
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If you live in Norway, or visit Norway, the odds of getting stroken by odd events is rather high. No country in the world looks so calm and peaceful at the first glance, but suddenly something bad happens out of the blue. Of cource you can avoid most of this by watching every step you take, but the norwegian government is lulling most citizens of this country into as state of false feeling of being safe, so few do.
Regards Knut Holt
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If you live in Norway, or visit Norway, the odds of getting stroken by odd events is rather high. No country in the world looks so calm and peaceful at the first glance, but suddenly something bad happens out of the blue, and yes fanatism often lies at the bottom, also here in Norway, but here every authority or authority wonnabe is a fanatic. Of cource you can avoid most of this by watching every step you take, but the Norwegian government is lulling most citizens of this country into as state of false feeling of being safe, so few do. Or they are scaring people that pedofiles are luring behind every bush, which only seldome is true, so that people do not look in the directions where the real dagers lie.
Regards Knut Holt
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