It's cold here tonight in Hollister, California. It's 55 degrees with a wind blowing. It reminded me of one of those high school sayings: "It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!"
Even colder temperatures resulted in amendments to this sentence, such as "in a brass bra in a snowstorm!" or the ultimate, "in a brass bra in a snowstorm at midnight!" We tried to outdo each other while combing back our pompadours. How do you like that, daddio?
That's all the wisdom I have tonight because, frankly, I'm freezing my ass off out here.