Friday, August 07, 2009

The Taliban: Another One Bites The Dust?

The media is reporting that the head of the Pakistani Taliban has been killed by a Predator strike. Oh I hope so. Then I can play that song "Another One Bites the Dust" and boogie around the living room.
The Predator Drone is an unmanned aircraft that just sort of creeps up on terrorists and sends them off to collect their virgins.

Typical scenario:
"Oh Qaseem, what is that strange buzzing sound?"

"I don't know, Mukhtar. I--"


The terrorists want to die for Allah and we want them to die also, for Allah or Abraxas, Bacchus or Beelzebub, it's all the same to us. As long as they're dead. It's a win-win for all.

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