Kim Kardashian is a no-talent American female with semi-good looks, who is a television star on the utterly forgettable series "Keeping Up With The Kardashians." Kim has a caboose that is truly breath-taking, not so much for its beauty but for its size. The woman has one BIG ass.
Recently she had a baby and wanted to show off her post pregnancy body, so she took a "selfie" with her cell phone camera and posted it on Twitter and Instagram. This apparently drew scores of critical comments by folks who were outraged at the "side boob" shot. I wasn't outraged over that. I was outraged at the popular culture for elevating this nobody to celebrity status for no particular reason. I was also outraged over the size of her ass. She truly ought to consider butt reduction surgery.
Until she does, though, I recommend she wear the above sign and red flags for the safety of others. And when she is backing up, one of those warning systems on diesel trucks would be appropriate as well, the ones that go "beep beep beep beep." No ifs, ands or BUTTS.
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