I always save some seeds, planning to plant them in the back yard, but I either forget or never plant the seeds before Mrs. Chomper tosses them out. Clearly, I'm the kid and she's the adult in this relationship. I may be getting older but I refuse to grow up -- at least as far as having innocent fun is concerned. She doesn't even smoke cigars! What a party pooper.
Candy is ready too. Mrs. Chomper says I have to turn off the porch light and stop dispensing candy at 8 PM, because after that the visitors are all older teenagers and even a few young adults. I won't do it, though. If there is candy left over, the light stays on until 9 PM. No one is turned away. I'd rather have the trick-or-treaters eat the stuff than keep it around to tempt me (I love the sour stuff). I have lost 12 pounds recently and want to lose more.