Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Beheading of Wife an Honor Killing? Duh

Experts have concluded that the recent beheading of a Muslim wife in New York by her estranged husband "may have been an honor killing."

Gee, I wonder what gave it away? The severed head, perhaps?

These same experts are now postulating that the 9/11 attack on New York may have been an act of terrorism.

Other experts of this genre have concluded that the destruction of San Francisco in 1906 may have been caused by an earthquake, that JFK's severe migraine on November 22, 1963 may have been the result of an assassination attempt, and that the rapid depopulation of Pompeii in AD 79 may have been the result of a volcanic eruption.

More as the story develops......

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