I found this photo of Obama and it just begged me to Photoshop it. I never turn down a begging photo so I did it. Add a fedora and some bills for his open hand and voila! Obama the street-hustlin' pimp is born and that's pretty much as I see him. You want some bail-out baby? Let Obama be your pimp. Prostitute yourself. Be part of the Brave New World of socialism. Sell your soul to the devil.
The problem is that when you get into bed with the devil it ain't so easy to get back out again. Feed that government subsidy drug habit, baby.