Picture Obama in a pink tutu. A tutu is one of those lacy little dresses that ballerinas wear. If Obama wore one of these to state functions, foreigners would laugh at him behind his back; European allies would dismiss his requests for assistance in Afghanistan; thuggish regimes like North Korea would flout international law by firing missiles over Japan and by building nuclear reactors for bombs; the U.N. would yawn and do nothing when Obama's ambassador asks for action against North Korea; and many Americans would snicker at his grandiose proposals, like urging humanity to give up nuclear weapons to create a "nuclear free world."
Oh, wait a minute, all of that is already happening; and Obama isn't even wearing a pink tutu.
Who would have guessed?