Thursday, December 10, 2009

Hugh Hefner Is Not Dead. That is Not Rigor Mortis. He Defends Tiger Woods.


Funny, there's a rumor that Hugh Hefner died.  He did not die.  The 83 year old expects to be around for sometime, as his mother didn't die until age 101.  Rumors of Hefner's demise could cause Pfizer's stock price to fall precipitously, so please be careful of rumors that could cause a financial panic.

Hefner says he once almost died having sex.  This is different from most men, who are just dying to have sex.

See article linked  below for details.  It's not what you think.

Yesterday Hefner defended Tiger Woods.  I doubt that will be very comforting to Mrs. Tiger Woods.

In any case, what's up with this old dude's preoccupation with sex?  As Groucho Marx once said, "I love my cigar but I take it out once in awhile."  That reminds me, I haven't had a cigar all day.  See ya.

Read more about Hugh Hefner here.

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