Italian police have recovered hundreds of vases, statues and other artifacts that were looted from Italian tombs. The grave robbers sought to sell the artifacts to museums and private collectors.
Prosecutor Giuliano Mignini immediately declared the robberies to be the work of a Satanic Cult and said he will test for the presence of Amanda Knox's DNA.
Okay, that last sentence was satire.
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