|Neanderthals: New Democrat Constituency?|
A Harvard professor thinks he can recreate the Neanderthal DNA from ancient bones, and use that to clone a Neanderthal. However, he needs an "adventurous woman" to act as a surrogate mother. No doubt he will find one, as leftwing girls do not place much value on marriage before creating new hatchlings.
What's next, cloning wooly mammoths to act as a food source? Vote Democrat, Neanderthals, or the government will stop cloning prehistoric food.
Read the whole nasty conspiracy here.